Digging Up Dirt

December 18, 2009

Gary has inlisted the help of his digging friends to tunnel in to Anton’s headquarters with trowels from the outside. This is the only way they can hope to combat Anton’s Fort Knocks style defences. It is early in the evening on the night of the AGM and Gary and co must hurry if they are to stop Anton receiving the award and clear Gary’s tarnished name.

We’re digging! We’re digging! We’re digging up dirt!
We are digging! We’re digging! We’re digging up dirt!

If we weren’t digging the surface would be clean,
Yeah it would glitter, and it would shine and sheen!
But we know better, we know what lies beneath,
And it is muddy, oh yeah! and oh! it beggars belief!

The site was green and for all the world to see
The flowers were bright and fragrant as a dream!
But it was false, yeah, built on layers of deceit!
Under the surface where the dirt is not so sweet!

So we’re digging! We’re digging! We’re digging up dirt!
We are digging! We’re digging! We’re digging up dirt!

We find the surface loam is not very deep
Under the topsoil there is dirt under your feet
And there’s preserved bones from skeletons in his closet
He hides them well but now I’m going to close it!

We know there’s secrets hid beneath that bright floral turf
He’s buried lies and they are deep beneath the earth
If we can find some well preserved inhumations
We will prove his criminal inclinations!

So we’re digging! We’re digging! We’re digging up dirt!
We are digging! We’re digging! We’re digging up dirt!

When we’ve uncovered all, we’ll sieve all we’ve got
Then we’ll get answers, yeah, that will explain a lot.
We will take samples, yeah, and photographs too
Post ex analysis will reveal what is true!

Then we will publish, yeah, we will show everyone
The mud and dirt, the web of lies he’s spun!
He has muddied my once clean reputation
With his own mud, now ah! sweet retribution! Oh yeah!

So we’re digging! We’re digging! We’re digging up dirt!
We are digging! We’re digging! We’re digging up dirt!

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